Very Important Message - I'm not here to meet ANYONE!! My sole reason for being here is to write entertaining diary entries and, judging from the very positive feedback I have received, many of you are enjoying them immensely. However, although I'm not here to meet anyone (second time I've said that), I still enjoy flirtatious banter with handsome witty men (not boys). Pictures of c*cks have their place, so...
Very fun 1oving tacti1e 1ass, confident in my own skin with a very naughty sense of humour, who 1oves a bit of banter whi1st knowing where to draw the 1ine.
1ooking for a simu1ar guy who does'nt mind having the mickey taken out of him but who can dish it back with the best. of them .
im not just after a quick hows your father, getting to know someone...
Blonde petite wife, pretty, 32dd enjoys fun and games, love showing myself off and getting in front of my husband's camera. Initially I am seeking nice, genuine, easygoing people who would enjoy joining me in front of the camera for some fun poses to see how it goes. Everything will be private and confidential, for fun only!
Help! I want a tall (im 5'10) sexy man with a good sense of humour. Would like someone who is a gentleman (except in the bedroom!!).....lol. x Oh! And someone who is just 'nice' would be great as well x And I forgot....also easy going, uncomplicated and someone that can make me happy......that's all xx lol x
free thinking woman with no restraints or barriers to embracing and enjoying my life, financially independent and self sufficient and hasten to add can be dangerously bright and funny in the right company:)
I WILL WARN YOU NOW I HAVE A WELL TUNED SOCIAL CONSCIENCE so can hold a good debate (anyone care for an argument?) hahaha........
PS. if I do not reply please do not take offence beauty is...
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Thanks for taking an interest in my profile . First of all a bit about me . Im looking for fwb and chats . If you have some bizarre fantasies that you want me to participate in dont ask .Im not into pics of cocks and if i dont answer you its that you dont interest me and i wont waste my time or yours x
Hi first of all i am looking to see whats out there and whether i can be tempted. I am only looking in the age range of 30 to 40. I would like to add that if your face picture is of your cock i wont even read your message . We all know what this site is about however I don't appreciate rude messages. I know some people like...
Hello there Let's start with something completely trivial......I don't like txt spk unless it is in a txt!! Our language is such a wonderful expressive thing that it seems a crime to deface it with silly abbreviations when it takes only a fraction of a second to type the word out in full. There....glad I got that off my chest ! I am a single Indian lady. I am well...
Am I looking for you? Please read carefully... I'm hot, sexy, experienced and I know what I want and how I like it. I'm looking for one fit youthful stud for a discreet naughty fling. I am open minded and intelligent, looking for someone that's lived a little and travelled. Must be very attentive, willing to learn, able to please and available to suit my needs. I am attracted to...
Looking for something fairly casual but regular. No one night stands. I prefer to get to know someone first.
Looking for someone who's turned on by naughty stuff as well as normal stuff.
I don't generally respond to winks so if you want to talk to me, send me a message... Cheeky always gets my attention!
I feel I should clarify the above:
***NO ONE NIGHT STANDS***
Each to their...
well about me...i am funny and cheeky sometimes naughty...;P
but i have a big heart....and big boobs..and butt...and yeah everything big on me...i am BBW...so if you looking for skinny and boney..i am definitely not for you...well if still interested...
.. because just gays and lesbians friends are around me for looong long time...)...getting forget, what is real sex and fun ...and already really miss the young straight tall guys...
I am a simple down to earth and hard working lady .My hobbies are,smiling, swimming, dancing ,listening to music , travelling ,going out for meals and having a laugh.I am not quite into TV or films but can be sweet talked into watching by the right company. I am well educated and enjoy mature and decent and intelligent conversations. I am interested in men only, particularly one who wants genuine...
A Dom who loves to fuck and have her slaves fuck her to please her... Loves taking large cock in every way.... come and chat and make me cum and I may give your cock a go if it pleases mistress I promise to be dirty and fun you'll love wanking for me till your begging to fuck me for real and eat my wet dripping pussy
Lookin for mischief! I want the kind of night you read about, like the one's you find on the top shelf!
Blowjob irony: even thou you got us on our knees, we've still got you by the balls!
You win some. You loose some. And if your lucky, you get some!
Not lookin for Mr Right....just Mr Right Now!
Don't hit me up unless you are seriously single. Not interested...
NSA, FWB, ACA, NWA, JLS, WTF ? ... Anyway ..... Relationship ? Nah ....... Married men ....... Deffo No !! ..... Maybe a regular someone for a laugh, few drinks, chill, kick back and see what happens ........... No jumping into bed for this spring chicken, a spark, that buzz, sense of humour would be perfect. It's not just about sex for me so trundle off if that's all you...
First off NO winks. They do not appeal to me. Words seduce me!
I am a fiery passionate woman with a lust for life.
Never tire of sexy intelligent men.
Size 16 should be a 12 to 14. Working on that!
I am married and looking for an affair with a handsome and intelligent man 39 to 50 years old.
You will have to be armed with a sharp wit...
*I do not text speak, so don't message me if you are unable to construct a sentence.*
First off PLEASE READ before contacting me. ALSO I am on a married dating site not any other site.
NO winks please.
They do not appeal.
"Nice tits" or "Can I suck on your nipples?" isn't going to grab my attention.
Haven't you ever seen breasts?!
DO NOT CALL ME BABE or use...